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- A rope entered a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender frowned and said, "We don’t serve ropes here." The rope left and found a person outside. The rope said to the person, "I have to ask a favor. Would you please tie me in a knot?" The person did this. Then the rope said, "Now would you please roughen up my two ends." The rope thanked the person for doing this and went back into the bar and asked for a drink. The bartender frowned again and said, "Aren’t you the rope that was just in here a few minutes ago?" "No," said the rope, "I’m a frayed knot." (Anonymous)
- Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped off the Eiffel Tower wearing a parachute and landed in the river? The police didn’t arrest him because he was clearly in Seine. (Anonymous)
- He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes Benz. (Anonymous)
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. (Anonymous)
- What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. (Anonymous)
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