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- What do you find in a junkyard?...junkies (Kelby)
- The lamp said he was feeling a little burnt out. (kelby)
- A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double-entendre. So he gave her one. (Anonymous)
- What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction. (Anonymous)
- I tried looking for gold, but it didn't pan out. (Anonymous)
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