| No. |
Pun |
Rating |
| 1. | What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. | 5.00 |
| 2. | What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexics Association. | 5.00 |
| 3. | Corduroy pillows are making headlines. | 5.00 |
| 4. | When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. | 5.00 |
| 5. | Without geometry, life is pointless. | 5.00 |
| 6. | Be cowful what you utter about udders. You cud be overheard. | 5.00 |
| 7. | There was a fire at a Basque restaurant, but there was only one way out of the restaurant. Many people were injured in the stampede. The moral of this story: Don't put all your Basques in one exit. | 5.00 |
| 8. | This is a story of twin Siamese kittens, or more specifically, of their shared appendage; it is a tail of two kitties. | 5.00 |
| 9. | How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it! | 4.00 |
| 10. | Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now. | 4.00 |
| 11. | What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. | 4.00 |
| 12. | What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. | 4.00 |
| 13. | A man goes to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back. "So what on earth are you supposed to be?" the host asks. "I'm a snail." The man replies. "What a load of rubbish!" spits his host. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?" "That's not any naked girl, mate," the bloke replies, "that's Michelle." | 4.00 |
| 14. | It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. | 4.00 |
| 15. | Darth Vader says "Luke Skywalker - I know what you're getting for Christmas. I felt your presents!" | 4.00 |
| 16. | Be kind to your dentist - even a dentist has fillings. | 4.00 |
| 17. | Asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. | 4.00 |
| 18. | "The picture of the horse is good. But where is the wagon?" "Oh, the horse will draw that." | 4.00 |
| 19. | What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. | 3.50 |
| 20. | I would never be caught dead with a necrophiliac! | 3.50 |
